Flamingos

Flamingos are a pink species of bird.But why in fuck are they pink?Seriously,Pink isnt a fucking natural colour,especially for fucking birds.Shit.Why not hav the fucking brown or something,not fucking ass pink.And wats with teh beaks.They look like sloppy old dicks.Fucking hell.And the name is pissy as well.FLA-MIN-GO.Its sounds fucking retarded.